During my daily routine of scanning the boundless absurdity of what has become the world wide web, I came across a website that I felt compelled to share with the readers of NewsFlask.com.

Have you ever wondered what your dog was thinking? Or, even what he would say to you if he had the ability? That seems normal, sort of. But take that thought and stretch it a step further, a big step. When you’re off busy at work and enveloped in your humdrum daily life, have you ever dug deep into gratuitous thought about what your dog would have to say to you via a casual, mid-day text message? Well, neither have I. But the folks over at TextfromDog have, and they’ve put a tremendous amount of time into scripting how these text-based conversation would go. Their site’s descriptive tagline is, “My dog sends me texts. I post them here. Yeah, it’s weird.” So yeah, that just about sums it up. The results are pretty damn funny, and raunchy at times, so proceed with caution.

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