How much are you willing to pay to avoid becoming a baby daddy?
What price would you pay to protect yourself from a permanent wart-inducing STD?
How many ‘dollar dollar bills y’all’ are you willing to drop to make the ladies think you’re a famous rapper?
Would you wrap it and tap it at a price of $68 per condom?!
That’s the cost of major fashion designer, Louis Vuitton’s newest product, the LV Condom.
The cock sock comes in a wrapper donned with the famous “LV Monogram” design. The condom itself is the company’s signature brown color and is imprinted with the same LV found on the wrapper. The love glove is reportedly selling for $68USD each. (Am I the only one who thinks that $69 would have been a far better price?)
Known for their luxury handbags, belts, luggage, shoes and other high-end fashion items, this will be the first dabble into rubbers for the company that was established in 1854 by Louis Vuitton Malletier himself.
There’s a bit of confusion on the web as to whether or not the product is created and endorsed by the company or whether it’s similar to a fake knock-off purse you might find on Canal Street. But the question is, does it really matter?
We do know the condom was designed by Irakli Kiziria, an architect from Georgia. The country. Not the state.
And of course, the web is a’buzz with condom commentary. Of particular note is the recently-surfaced Facebook Group: “I’ll fuck yo bitch with a Louis Vuitton Condom”. Go for it, but $25 per minute doesn’t seem worth it. My broke ass will stick to Trojan.