Hitler Reacts to Tim Tebow
January 9, 2012 in Best of YouTube, Football, Just Plain Funny, Sports
Adolf Hitler finds out that Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos beat the Pittsburgh Steelers in overtime, and he’s not very happy about it!
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MSU Spartans have a gator attack scare!
January 2, 2012 in Football, Just Plain Funny, Sports
Head Coach of the Michigan State Football Team, Mark Dantonio, uses different themes each week to try to encourage his team to work hard come game time. Usually the themes are inspiring videos from Muhammad Ali and football greats, but at the end of the teams’ last practice of the year on Thursday the theme involved a real live and real angry alligator.
It’s not to often you’ll see a gator in Michigan but the head coach had an inspiring philosophy behind bringing a dangerous creature to the field, to create a team passion to fight to the very end. Dantonio had arranged for the team to watch the alligator get wrestled by a man in MSU football gear only to see his stunt turn south.
The stunt man took part in the MSU on field meeting blending in with the team. at the end of practice Coach Dantonio asked if any of his Spartans would challenge the alligator brought before them. When no one volunteered, the stunt man, in MSU football gear, ran out to wrastle the gator only to trip over that exact equipment helping him blend in. When the stunt man tripped in front of the gator, the pre-historic creature chomped down on his leg.
Luckily he wasn’t seriously injured but this cannot be a good sign for the Spartans who match-up against the Georgia Bulldogs on Monday in the Outback Bowl. The good news is a bulldog’s bite will only require a couple of stitches instead of loss of limbs.
Material Girl Tackles the Grid Iron
December 5, 2011 in Celebrities, Entertainment, Football, Hotties, Music, Sports, TV
The worst-kept secret in sports and music has finally been confirmed: Madonna will perform at the halftime show at Super Bowl XLVI on February 5, 2011. This news has been rumored for months but with no confirmation. Finally the Packers can relax and worry about a perfect season, instead of who will be following Aaron Rodgers’ multi-touchdown first half.
The 53-year-old, who still sparks a forest fire in men’s pants for some reason, is excited to be the first single female performer since the infamous Janet Jackson ‘nip-slip’. She has reportedly revealed that she has known for a while that she would say yes to the opportunity, but wanted to get in better shape in case of an accidental vag showing. Keep up the Kegel exercise, you Kabbalah embracing little minx, it will surely be the most excitement the Indianapolis viewing area has had in a while.
If Madonna playing the Superbowl in Indianapolis isn’t enough to get your motor running, here are some sexy pictures to help get the ball rolling.
Rob Gronkowski, The ‘Polish Punisher’
December 4, 2011 in Celebrities, Football, Hotties, Sports
Rob Gronkowski and Bibi Jones
Is New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski one of the most physically dominating players in the National Football League?
Absolutely! The ‘Polish Punisher’ over-powers just about everyone he faces and is on pace to destroy most NFL tight end single season records.
As I write, Gronkowski just scored his 3rd touchdown of the day and continues to inflict his wrath on the Indianapolis Colts defense. His 2nd touchdown grab this afternoon, a 21 yard reception from QB Tom Brady, tied the all-time NFL record for touchdown receptions (13) by a tight end, set by Vernon Davis (2009) and Antonio Gates (2004). Rob’s 3rd score of the day would have put him on top of the ranks, but the play was later ruled a lateral, which is considered a running play. Today’s performance also marked his 5th game of 2011 where he had scored at least two touchdowns. A remarkable exhibition in its own right.
Glen Gronkowski
Gronkowski first made headlines outside of the football world when he posted a picture on Twitter (@RobGronkowski) of himself and porn star Bibi Jones. Apparently the two didn’t actually have sex, the picture was a marketing tool for Gronkowski to acquire more Twitter followers. It definitely worked. The picture blew up on the Internet and speculation grew about the couple’s relationship status. But it was all in good fun. So much fun, in fact, Rob’s brother, Glen, dressed up as his bigger bro for Halloween.
It’s safe to say this kid has a future playing the football. The possibilities seem endless for him on the grid iron. Next Sunday, when you’re done praying for the foolishness in Denver to stop, check out the Patriots and Redskins game (1:00 EST). Odds are you’ll see the first time a tight end has caught 14 touchdown passes in a single season.
How Twitter Can Save a Relationship #Boobies
December 2, 2011 in Celebrities, Entertainment, Football, Hotties, Sports, TV
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler and reality star Kristen Cavallari’s on again, off again relationship has been as exciting as the time you took your 12-year-old daughter to the latest Twilight movie. But, News Flask – it’s back on. Cavillari has danced her way back into the heart of the Vanderbilt alumnus.
The best part about these two is the fact they have an ongoing relationship on the social interweb. Twitter, of all
places, has reconciled their relationship. I guess an out of work t.v. star and an atrophied quarterback, whose season is done for the year, have a lot of time on their hands.
Cavallari tweeted the news to her fans Wednesday, saying “This time it’s official..Jay and I are engaged again 
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Moral of the story folks; come time to save your relationship and all else fails, turn to what your role models do best when they are out of work – Facebook your philosophical reasonings and tweet your relationship woes from the comfort of your couch. #endblogpost
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