Honestly!  What has the world of entertainment come to?  You can’t get through three channels on your satellite guide without witnessing reality TV in all it’s glory; showcasing swamp people shooting alligators down in the bayou; gun-toting broads down in the Lone Star state hunting feral hogs; or, and this has got to be the worst – the Kardashians!  Who the hell are the Kardashians?  What are they famous for?  How is this entertainment?  It looks and feels much more like soul sucking counterfeit entertainment for the brain numb.  My man, Hank Moody, summed it up best in the episode 5 (season 1) of Californication:

“Just the fact that people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all it’s really given us is Howard Dean’s aborted candidacy and 24 hour a day access to porn. People…they don’t write anymore – they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it’s just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people at a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King’s English.”

Sign of the times, Hank.  But I digress.  By now you have undoubtedly had your life shattered by the news of paparazzi hog, Kim Kardashian, filing for divorce from NBA journey man, Kris Humphries after 72-days.  Shocking, right?  Not really, and who really cares?  What I do find very interesting is the new tidbit of information indicating that Humphries intends on filing for an annulment.  Apparently he was under the impression the marriage wasn’t a publicity stunt.  A sham.  A fraud.

Really, Kris?  You thought you were the guy that could settle down the girl who plowed her way through Ray J on tape, for millions of celebrity sex-tape seekers to view online?  The same girl who recently worked her way through Miles Austin, Nick Cannon, Reggie Bush, Nick Lachey and Gabriel Aubry?  The girl who reportedly profited millions from her own wedding?  Talk about a white bride, huh?  My ass.  

Kris got duped.  Does he look like a moron for getting played? Yeah, but give the guy a break.  Apparently he was love struck, at least he’s trying to wipe his marriage record clean of that attention-starved…..actress?  Consider it a lesson learned, Kris.  NBA basketball is back on December 25th, so hopefully that will put your mind at ease.  Good luck, bro!